if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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