Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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