The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
sex in a hospital.. check
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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