I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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