I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
her vagine was all disorganized.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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