You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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