5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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