For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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