idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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