If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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