I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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