Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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