I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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