Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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