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Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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