ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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