What a fucking waste of an outfit
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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