It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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