THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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