It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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