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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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