i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My vagina is officially offended.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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