she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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