HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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