he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
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just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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