dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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