Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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