Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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