ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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