I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
