Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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