Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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