My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Dick very happy bro
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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