I just saw a hot homeless man
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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