I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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