don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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