party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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