if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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