Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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