Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
did you just send me my own nude
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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