i just google imaged poop.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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