My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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