She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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