as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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