The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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