My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Randomize
