So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
