Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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