We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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