I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I believe in your delicious
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