Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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