I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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