talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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