You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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