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Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?