small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???